AMBER Archive (2001)

Subject: Belly Atonms

From: Mark Markson (mark_markson_at_hotmail.com)
Date: Tue Feb 13 2001 - 12:52:53 CST

Hello,

I have recently come into the possession of some rather interesting pieces
of
underwear that the AMBER users may be interested in.

The first is a pair of crotchless panties that perform semi-empirical
calculations upon you favourite molecules when one passes wind. If used in
the sex act, and the woman orgasms, an entire enzyme of up to 20 000 atoms
can be treated quantum mechanically.

The second is a bra with nipple slits. If the womans nipples are stimulated,
the parameters of any molecule are calculated in lightening quick time, if
used in the sex act, it also brews a meam capuccino.

Finally, I have a range of vibrators and butt plugs that calculates the 1-4
interactions.

Hope to hear from you soon,

Mark

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